There's a Giant Environmentalist Conspiracy!

I think Sheryl Crow is behind the tp dispensers at work. They only give out two squares at a time.

Okay, okay, I'll stop, it was a joke and she just has a rotten sense of comedic timing.

From my cold dead hands. My tp tis of thee, sweet sheets of thickness-three, of thee I sing....

Hey, Sheryl Crow!

From my cold, dead hands!

You should seriously rethink your stupid-ass statement.

Perhaps all that highlighting shit seeped through your skull and curdled up your brain. If you get your wish that all people should use one square of toilet paper (two or three in those emergency situations doesn't fucking cut it, not when an average UC emergency is a bucket load more than you may be used to), you better tack on a damn good alternative for those of us who don't poop like environmentalists aresupposedto.

I think that global warming is REALLY caused by the excessive brightness reflecting off your lovely golden tresses; the ice caps will continue to melt unless you put a hat on.


Pic attributed to Patapat - Link