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Showing posts with label off-topic. Show all posts

Friday, June 29, 2007

That's just sick...sick, sick, sick, sick.



I am definitely looking forward to seeing Sicko.

One thing I liked about Fahrenheit 9/11 was the way Michael Moore kept his personal on-screen presence to a minimum. In Bowling for Columbine (which I also enjoyed) we see so much of him, and while it's not offensive, it feels a touch narcissistic to me, and detracts from the issues he presents. I hear that Sicko is presented similarly to Fahrenheit, happily.

IMDB has this quote from one of the users (at once praising the film and warning that its contents may distress viewers): "...or Ron Paul could get elected president and as a former physician he might actually fix the system."

That made me giggle, because I immediately thought of this man. Not exactly what I'd call a former physician who would be willing to "fix the system" except in the case of high-profile coma patients. Yecch. Ron Paul, on the other hand, I know nothing about except that Technorati usually lists him on their Most Popular tags cloud.

Last night I ate some heavenly enchiladas de espinaca with no explosively ill results. Sometimes I think Ulcerative Colitis must be a judgment from a higher power, since I love all kinds of food. (This would really make the case against reincarnation because it's all happening here and now, unless I was a bigger jerk/foodie in a previous/future life.) But that thought flies out the window on good days and nights, when beer and beans mix and pass quietly. All part of the Ineffable Plan, I guess?

On the earthly plane, as I'm flush with meds, somewhat reliable health insurance and job security, I definitely fit this profile of "defending what I have." That's not good. But it's the best I can do at the moment, other than supporting Mister Moore by paying for his movie rather than downloading it online. Although he seems to be encouraging that, last I heard.

Speaking of food (and er, not speaking of rats), I also would like to see this.

Friday, May 4, 2007

Okay, you primitive screwheads, listen up.

Tea and I will be going crazy this weekend, as crazy as a couple of restricted-diet losers can go, that is. Crazy equals haircuts and shopping and movies and Italian food and serious discussions about library science. Perhaps we shall see Spiderman 3?

Though I must be honest, I want to see it for only one reason:





Yeah, that would be the obligatory Campbell Cameo.

Yeah, that would be my copy of the book.

Related: Sam Raimi is supposedly a Bushie-contributer conservative. There is a lot of "You mess with insert name/place here, you mess with me/all of us/grandmas" in the Spidey films. At the time of the first film, I read it as post-9/11 sentiments.

Something else I noticed about Mister Raimi's films: they all have six or so working titles. Evil Dead III, the Medevil Dead? Army of Darkness: The Ultimate Experience in Medieval Horror? Spiderman No More? Spiderman 2 Lives? Obviously, all these title changes show a grave amount of flip-floppery in Mister Raimi. I am highly disappointed. HIGHLY. DISAPPOINTED. Heh. Heh heh.

Also related: Ted Raimi appearing immediately out of nowhere when J. Jonah Jameson shouts for him (Spidey 2) still makes me die, lots.

Also related: Tobey McGuire is thirty-freaking-two? When did this happen? Everyone probably tells him, oh, you'll be glad they're still offering you the kiddie price when you get to be my age, and he says, Damn it, I am your age, when is this shit gonna stop?

Pretend on-blog-topic but secretly not and yet be proven: Deadites ate my colon.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

A proliferation of boobs

Completely off-topic.

What the hell?

I should love this. Anne Boleyn looks all saucy. Maybe it's Jonathan Rhys-Meyers...he looks too pale and inbred (an actual plus, eh?) to be robust ruddy (not to mention chunky) Harry. For a minute I confused Margaret with Mary and wondered why she was so Hawt?

Since we don't have cable, I shouldn't care...