Anatomically incorrect.

My email spam filter catches most of the stuff, so much so that I usually forget to check my spam folder on a regular basis. The last time I remembered, I got an eyeful of this:

They're all so upbeat, I instinctively love them and the beautiful schlong-stretching product.  In order to instill such feeling in others, I'm going to start saying "have a cool penis!" when I leave work for the day.

In other news, A. and I are watching Great Expectations on TV.  Thanks, MyTX, you're just like having cable, if cable channels edited profanities and blurred out nudity. That's probably why I'm enjoying GE so much; there's nothing offensive to cut in a 1946 film.

Have a cool penis, y'all!