Best library job posting ever

I thought the Hawaiian library position looked awesome, but this one from TLA's Jobline website blows me sky-high...even, perhaps, into space.

Library goddess! How sexist, eh? I'll take it!


**Update: I bet someone complained about discrimination, because the new test posting looks like this:

Much more equal-opportunity. Mind-reading as a requirement should weed out any poseurs.

Thanks, TLA!